Thursday, 31 July 2008


Sorry readers now click on the link to read Paul Irwins blog and read more about his projects.

Smell It?

I can sniff August where does the time go readers? there's just too much to juggle in a day and a week. but there's always time for a brew. I've cut out snacking on the biscuits the pounds should drop of me.

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Images 32, 30th July - 27th August

Last night I attended the private view of Images 32 the best of British contemporary Illustration in 2008. Readers you can view the works on show from the 30th of July to the 27th of August at the LCC once known as the London college of printing. Just across from the Elephant and Castle tube station. Last night Quentin Blake was in attendance to dish out the awards, personally I'm gutted I forgot my copy of "The Twits" and "the BFG" for him to sign. David Downton was due to hand out the awards but was busy drawing Twiggy for some more bags for Sir Stuart Rose.

Mr Paul Irwin

Readers, Paul Irwin the cheeky chap has a blog that he kindly asked me to link to my blog

The Tour de France

Ok readers Im back, I loved Paris. Watching the end of the Tour de france getting sunburnt was well worth it. Even if your not a cycle fan that final stage is worth a watch to take in the atmosphere of the crowds that turnout in Paris. You cannot appreciate from watching from the television how fast those lads shift on a bike. Well done Carlos Sastre. I consumed many a baguette with cheese and ham saw the lady behind a rugby scrum and bullett proof glass "The Mona Lisa". We spotted many well dressed Parisian gents with lank hair, fine suits, smoking cigarettes all carried of with panache. We also spotted some very beautiful women. Years back a very famous creative named Peter Saville told me he thought "fashion comes together in Paris". I think readers he may have been correct with that thought.

Thursday, 24 July 2008

Out Of Office?

Readers, "I'm out of the office", as the shirt and tie brigade say; as  from the 25th-29th of July. I will answer emails on wednesday the 30th. He, he, Im off to Paris to see the Tour and some culture.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

25th-27th July, The Tour

This friday I'm off with my mate phil to go watch the end of the Tour de france in Paris, will Cadel Evans, Frank Schleck, or Sastre win the yellow jersey. I'm sure to use my extensive GCSE french skills I got a "B" for my efforts years back. All I remember is "Bonjour" which should lead to some good conversation's in some cafe's over a juice or coffee. No worries I shall digest the culture of Paris and report back soon readers.

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Chris Evert?

Check tomorrow's Guardian sports section for my illustration of Chris Evert and her hubby Greg all loved up. Whilst doodling this one Ive thought about taking up Golf when I hit 40 and grey at the temples maybe. And Im gonna dress like Sean Connery did in Goldfinger whilst on the golf course in that movie.

Food Poisoning

Following my two week period of belly ache which was diagnosed as campylobacter, a bacteria found in raw chicken for starters; coming into contact with cats and dogs that have suffered diarrhoea can be another source of the bacteria. Readers you don't want it?? I felt weak, couldn't leave the toilet and had terrible stomach cramps; that was after the episode of me being rushed to hospital. But I've done some reading and its proving to have a lasting effect on my digestive system, I've won Gold medals for my scoffing of food and not being a fussy eater I really have. But I now can't eat anything too fatty because it gives me instant diarrhoea. I've read this is the same issue when people have suffered with campylobacter. Be warned when you attend people's barbecue's for starters check that the chicken is cooked all the way through. Take note readers?

Monday, 21 July 2008


Oh my days I've read theres plans of TopGun 2 this time round Tom Cruise is the instructor theres a young female pilot being trained. It better have a good script Top Gun is iconic with some great one lines which make me chuckle.

Le Foot? "Size 9 Guv"

It's a brand new week and looking out the window today the sun is out, owt can happen. This friday I'm off to see Paris for the first time for the Tour de france. Todays picture sums up recent events for me I take it readers you have put your foot in it with family and friends. It's not good and usually you have to make the Tea and buy the biscuits to make up and patch things up.

Sunday, 20 July 2008

Described As?

Here you go readers over the last few days I've been tired and grumpy I must be getting old. A couple of days back I overheard a conversation a chap lovingly describe someone he knows hence the illustration above. But it probably describes me????

Saturday, 19 July 2008

Fourth stage Win?

Well done Mark Cavendish on his fourth stage win in this year's Tour de france some cycling history there. I managed four cups of tea yesterday that was my only achievement I feel.

Thursday, 17 July 2008

Box Brownie

The other day I was photographed for an upcoming magazine interview. I mentioned this to a mate who talked about me cracking a lens, who proceeded to remind me of my crumbled forehead" carry on don't forget to mention my crowsfeet and big nose", I remarked. "Well hello Big nose".

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

The Ride magazine

Yesterday on my travels; I found and flicked through a copy of Ride magazine visit its a lovely designed magazine about bikes with great contributions from a host of photographers and illustrators with articles by Sir Paul Smith and victoria pendleton who we will see more of at the Olympics on her bike.

Monday, 14 July 2008

Postcard Book

Readers coming soon the Postcard Book compiled by Flat33 published by Laurence king publishing. It contains Myself , Andy Smith, Jeremyville,Hellovon,Tom Gauld,Anthony Burill,Mr Bowlegs,Vaughan Oliver,Airside,Emily forgot and many other great artists visit and see more details. I look forward to getting a copy to read about postcards and look at some great postcard imagery with a brew and biscuits.

Brand New Week

Readers ever the optimist its a brand new day and week the belly ache is behind me; owt can happen with a smile on my face, a skip in my step we continue. Lets hope the weather is good and the squirrel visitor to my garden gets its head round they are not nuts on my apple tree.Oh have you seen the young Bingo the young fox on the Basil Brush show he's funny.

Sunday, 13 July 2008


Ok students now you have graduated and are keen to speak, seek advice from people in industry, gain work experience often unpaid [we have all done it] and ask questions I've been there myself. Please remember to be polite, please respect people in industry are real busy and might not be able to answer your questions straight away. Please remember when contacting people in industry; people do talk about the great work they have seen and are sent they really, really do. But don't ruin things for yourself by sending snotty emails cos they have not answered them 10 minutes after you have first contacted them. If someone in industry takes time out in there day to answer your 10 questions in detail. Its nice to thank them it really is. Im a nice chap my mum tells me even a lady once commented Im nice, paragraph five on my CV says Im nice But Im trying to be assertive in this rant take notice of it.  Please, please just watch your attitude and be polite cos folk do talk on the telefunken and can also write emails.
PLEASE NOTE: this is reference to how students have contacted some of my mates and how rude and arrogant they have been?

Secret Squirrel

There has been a squirrel sighted in my garden stealing apples off the tree today. I thought they liked nuts, this one has got it all wrong someone needs a word with this squirrel.

Saturday, 12 July 2008

Another Saturday

Another weekend thank goodness Im feeling better. I even managed a short steady bike ride going real steady. Although it sounds like Mark Cavendish in the the Tour de france was going real fast on his bike today.

Friday, 11 July 2008

The Doctor Says

Readers I've been to the Doctors even he said Im fighting fit Im back in the fight game. Im back to good health. Good job cos its quite stressful winning an appointment to see your local GP don't get me started on the state of daytime TV. It seemed good times back in the day when I was ill as a kid with a bottle of lucozade, a comic [the Beano] and episodes of Pebble mill on the BBC on the road to recovery. I dont want another bout of what Ive had to upset my stomach thats for sure.


Well readers my belly ache I think is gone about time. I think Im better.Other news its my Mums birthday today. Happy Birthday?

Thursday, 10 July 2008

Daytime Telly

Over the last few days I've caught some daytime TV episodes of On the Buses, The Professionals, vintage episodes of Heartbeat [ but not the one with Take Thats Gary Barlow ], Cagney and Lacey and more; all digested with belly ache and in between motions?. Today I caught an agony aunt on TV, talking about relationships about  bloke's stringing women along. Chasing the wrong woman etc all the usual stuff you can read in a Red Top paper. But the agony aunt talked about living on "The crumb's of love" and about moving on. I quite like digestive biscuit crumbs from the plate with a brew.

No to Belly Ache?

Today readers Ive risen from my pit and Im saying with the confidence like the man from Delmonte used to exude in the ads "No to Belly Ache Today". Any way it rained all night but looking outdoors it looks sunny. Well done to Cavendish on yesterdays stage win of the Tour de france. All going well Im there to see the final leg of the Tour in Paris.

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Caustic Cover Critic

Many thanks to the Caustic Cover critic in Australia for mentioning my cover for Personal Days by Ed Park. Glad you like the cover, Im glad the author liked it too. Fingers -crossed Im  on the mend with this stomach bug I won.

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

Fix IT?

Readers this is not a dodgy plumber on a porn film set come round to lay some pipe. Oh no this is the man with the qualifications to discuss remedies for belly ache readers. Hopefully my belly ache is almost over.

Monday, 7 July 2008

More Belly Ache

Yep throw in some more belly ache and that is what my day has been about readers. Looking through the window its rained I notice. I just hope I can shift this belly ache soon.

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Yep Belly Ache

Yep still my belly is unsettled the belly ache continues readers. I've hacked off a ten day old beard I look 10lb lighter readers almost a new man. Well done Lewis Hamilton for todaydays performance at Silverstone and yep Wimbledon is now over for another year.


Yep readers, still my stomach rumbles on, Not Good folks.

Saturday, 5 July 2008

Yep More Belly Ache

Readers my belly ache continues for me I still feel rubbish. Its that good the doctors has prescribed antibiotics to help kick the belly ache away.

Friday, 4 July 2008

Belly Ache Continues

Readers Im still suffering with the belly ache I've not shifted this virus I've won. I have felt rubbish this week.

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

Belly Ache

Over the weekend I won a ride in an ambulance to A&E, I've picked up a virus, sunday morning I'd done a bike ride by the end of it; I was going numb from my face down to my feet, faint, pins and needles, shaking then my breathing became a chore. All from a bout of diarrhoea, dehydrating and my sugers plunging. Currently I have what is technically known as "BELLY ACHE", it keeps many a Good Man Down be warned?